I just saw a job opening for a high-ranking political appointee position in the United States government posted on the internet:
“We are looking for someone to serve in a senior appointee position at the Department of Energy’s Office of Nuclear Energy. Person must enjoy engaging in homosexual ‘puppy play’ (where you walk another gay male in fetish clothing who pretends to be a puppy and then can have optional sex with him). Must have no problem with having sex with animals. Must have given lectures on college campuses on ‘kink lifestyles.’ Must have lobbied Congressmen and the President while walking in stilettos. If you fit this profile, please send your resume to the Biden Administration, which is committed to diversity, equity, and inclusion. The kinkier you are, the more boxes we can check off.”
While I did not actually see this job advertisement, it is a very solid description of the person President Joe Biden has just appointed to a senior level position in his administration. Indeed, Sam Britton, the “King of Kink,” has just been appointed by Biden as the Deputy Assistant Secretary of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition in the Office of Nuclear Energy.
Brinton has had an interesting career as a leader of the gay kink community. In particular, he is an active participant in the “puppy play” movement. What is this movement? According to Metro Weekly:
“IN THE PUP COMMUNITY, handlers function the same way dog owners do, keeping a watchful eye on their charge and reining in the pups if needed. It’s the handlers who train the pups and teach them discipline, doling out rewards or punishments based on good or bad behavior… Of course, close relationships, particularly those in the kink community, take time to build due to the amount of trust needed. The first time a handler and pup engage in pup play, one or both of the parties may hold back a little”.
What does Brinton, a pup handler, think of his role? The same Metro Weekly article reported:
“’I tell people that if you’re going to be a good handler, you have to listen well,’ Sam [Brinton] says. ‘I can hear when Pup needs something faster, because of the difference in the grunts or the moans.’ Sam also says that watching a pup’s eyes, his interactions with people, and his reaction time to certain commands can signal whether a pup needs to take a rest or break for water. ‘A pup should never get so dry that he has to ask for water,’ he says. ‘A handler should know that even if he’s not whimpering for water, you know this is the time for something that he needs.’”
And how does Brinton transition from handling the dog to afterward having sex with him?
“’I actually have trouble when we transition from pup play to having sex,’ Sam explains. ‘Like, ‘No, I can’t have you whimper like that when we’re having sex,’ because I don’t want to mix that world. It’s interesting, because he doesn’t have to come out of pup mode to have me f*** him. I personally have to bring him out of pup perception for me. But then I’m still treating him as a submissive to me.’”
How does Brinton feel about having sex with animals since he is having sex with the “puppy” he is dominating? Brinton declared:
“’One of the hardest things about being a handler is that I’ve honestly had people ask, ‘Wait, you have sex with animals?’…They believe it’s abusive, that it’s taking advantage of someone who may not be acting up to a level of human responsibility…. The other misperception is that I have some really messed up background, like, did I have some horrible childhood trauma that made me like to have sex with animals.’”
In addition to liking doggie domination, Brinton also loves telling college kids about the joys of bondage and other forms of kink. He gave a talk on the “Physics of Kink” at the University of Wisconsin-Stout where “[t]here [were] Lessons and live demos on the tension forces of bondage, thermodynamics of wax play, physics of impact, and circuits of electro play.” At the University of Nebraska-Omaha, he gave a lecture on “Kink 101.” In a post regarding the lecture, Brinton is pictured in a dress and high heels standing over 3 kneeling men wearing bondage masks and other attire.
In regard to how he lobbies Congress and the White House on LGBT issues, Brinton states in his own bio that he “has worn his stilettos to Congress to advise legislators about nuclear policy and to the White House where he advised President Obama and Michelle Obama on LGBT issues.” Clearly proper shoes for any man visiting the leaders of the free world.
One thing is sure: after the appointment of Sam Brinton, no potential political appointee will ever again have to worry that there is something in his background that could disqualify him for office.
How Brinton will be viewed by Iran, Russia, North Korea, and China should he be required to talk with these countries as part of his job will be interesting. I don’t think they will be giving him warm receptions.
Brinton’s appointment by Biden shows how low America has fallen. As political and cultural commentator Ian Miles Cheong put it:
“The establishment left’s ongoing effort to promote ‘tolerance’ has become more than a slide into moral decay–the ‘woke’ left is sprinting at full speed, accelerating the destruction of conservative American values and traditions through an embrace of degeneracy. Hiring Brinton is emblematic of the country’s social decline.”
I could not have said it better myself.